Why I Can’t Stand Reality Shows
May 1st, 2008 by Josh Kelhoffer
I remember something I said several years back, at the start of this reality boost. It’s a vocal statement that has never left me:”Reality TV is just a fad. It’ll never last!”
Boy, was I wrong! I have been eating my words ever since, which is something I seem to do alot.
The irony is that it’s much worse now then it was then. The reality shows from ten years ago have since brought on more reality shows as a consequence. For example, Survivor begat the Amazing Race and Temptation Island, which probably could be called the horny version of Survivor.
Soon, shows like The Bachelor and Who Wants To Marry A Millioniarre started showing up and since then we have dealt with Bachelorettes and celebrity hook up shows from the likes of Flavor Flav and Brett Michaels. Seriously VH1. wasn’t the various years of The Surreal Life punishment enough?
Of course, the celebrity reality shows, the most sleazy of all reality tv, grew and grew. Thanks to The Osbournes, we got shows about Gene Simmon’s and Hulk Hogan’s families, much less a show about Jessica Simpson’s short marriage. And let’s not forget Paris Hilton’s The Simple Life. Actually, let’s TRY to forget that!
If I’m forgetting anything, it might be because watching one or two episodes of The Newlyweds rotted a few of my brain cells a few years back.
And now we have celebrity dance shows. What next? Celebrity Bowling? Oh wait, thats been done before!
Seriously, why should I care if these people can dance? I already know that some celebrities can dance. (Click here for proof!)
In fact, the biggest flaw in these shows. Or, at least, the biggest reason i can’t get into them is a simple question: Why should I care?
Why should I care if Donald Trump is picking a new apprentrice? He is just going to pick another one next year. How else would there be a second season? And how many apprentices can one have? Why should I care if paris Hilton can’t milk a cow? I already know she can’t do anything.
And why should I care about a farmer who is trying to pick a wif? It’s not going to work out. Most of these people there are there for their fifteen minutes and when it’s all over they are just going to realize that it was only fifteen minutes!
Reality shows have been around for a long time. It’s nothing new. The Real World did it long before Big Brother. But then again, I never cared for The Real World either.
Of course, these shows are actually accumulating viewership, or else executives would have pulled the plug years back and sleezed to the next fad. So I may very well be int he minority here, but I don’t care. I still find most reality shows sleazy. Ok, maybe not as sleazy as The Jerry Springer Show!
Reality isn’t bad. It’s in bulk that makes it soggy. One or two or even three or four of these shows wou;dn’t bother me. But there are a lot more than that. So here I am!

This might sound a bit strange, but to me, the Gremlins films are guilty pleasures. I’ve watched them literally million times as a kid, and revisit that nostalgia every few months. Of course, I can see the films flaws now, but I don’t care, the puppets still work for me!















